This morning is absolutely insane. All of this that happened is just crazy. I don't even know what to say.

This complete mess has left me feeling flabbergasted. Give me a minute to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Believe This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a dog wearing a glasses. It looked totally comfortable. You could say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Truly We Couldn't Believe This!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm shocked
• Make it stop!
• Is anyone else seeing this?

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just took place. I was walking down the street when all of a sudden this giant bird flew down from a tree. It was wearing a gold coin! I'm not kidding. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I still can't believe what I just experienced.

Unbelievable! utterly astonishing

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Unbelievable!

This discovery is absolutely ridiculous. I simply understand what they've just heard. It's like something out of a movie. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• I need to pinch myself

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